Saturday, December 15, 2012

Top 5: Recently Created Villains

It's sad. Most villains that are created nowadays are boring, bland, and all have the same stupid plan: Take over the world. Well, why not try to wipe out the mutant race with a good reason to do it, or maybe just run around cutting faces off? These are the top 5 best recently created villains. 

5. Ord

Once upon a time, there was this alien called Ord of the Breakworld. Well one day, Ord was sent to Earth to find the mutant that threatened his homeworld. He believed an X-Man was responsible, and  attacked,  cutting Wolverine's stomach open and watching his guts and innards splash onto the floor in the process with a delightful SPLAT! And after pummeling the X-Men into submission, he was taken out by a surprise attack from Lockheed. After the X-Men dealt with some other stuff, he had SWORD capture them and take them to the Breakworld and stuff happened. And then it was revealed that Ord was a surprisingly layered character and died a hero. The end. 

4. Ultimate Reed Richards

Reed Richards is just creepy. Seriously. How surprising do you think it was when everyone found out Reed was responsible for his family's death? And for everything else that was happening to the hero community after (the god-awful) Ultimatum? He even ended up taking down  Thor. I mean, that takes quite a bit of strength. He's taken a back seat of sorts in the Ultimates right now, but I doubt we've seen the last of him.

3. Doctor Hurt

Hurt is probably one of the most evil new creations well... ever. He found a  way to beat Batman (only for him to come back), he's immortal, he runs the sinister Black Glove and he knows Batman's secret identity. Oh, and did I mention he's also a Wayne? 

2. Negan

"Oh yeah, I got a feeling that it's going to be pee-pee pants city here real soon."
"I'm going to beat the HOLY F!@#EDY F!@#ING F!@# out of one of you with my baseball bat."

Negan is practically Robert Kirkman. In the Walking Dead #100, he chose the man who was going to be killed by him in a sinister game of eenie-meenie-minie-moe after commenting (hilariously) on each main character. And as he was beating his victim to death he kept cracking jokes and commentary with no regard for human life. Plus, he keeps dropping the f-bomb after every two  words or so. I can't wait to  see what he does next.

1. Pyg

We haven't seen much of Pyg recently, but I hope we get more of him soon enough. He doesn't pose a massive threat to the heroes like Negan or Doctor Hurt, but he's the creepiest mother you will ever meet. He cuts off people's faces will rambling his creepy thoughts aloud (Most of his dialogue ends up having double meaning). Worse,  he frequently takes off his shirt revealing the fat underneath, and I don't think I can un-see that.


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